That would kill me GF
I tell you another one. People who think they should be able to take their dogs anywhere. So they get a service animal vest and pretend. Probably WAY more fake ones than real.
Want to hear something crazy? Awhile back before I removed myself from hell, err, Los Angeles, I drove for Uber. I got an email stating that under no circumstances could I question anyone about having a pet in my car if they claimed it was a service animal. So a week later some guy gets in my car with his dog, which was a carpool ride, and immediately tells me his dog is a service animal. This was a huge ass lab who was unruly as hell. Naturally, we pick up 2 more people and the poor girl next to him got livid over having to push his dog away. We get through the ride (he was the last to get out), and I end up getting dinged on my record by the woman passenger AND the guy. I had to email Uber daily to get them to finally get that off my record.