Road2HardCoreIron

Had a terrible experience with viagra. My brother gave me one when we and our wives went out partying. Viagra was pretty new at the time. I took it and kept drinking. Got home and my head hurt so bad I had no desire to play with the wife. Next morning I got up for work (on saturday which I volunteered) My heads were splitting. Top head from alcohol, bottom head from too much blood being forced into my pecker.

I had to relieve the pressure. Ever whacked off in the shower when you feel nauseous, pukey and have a terrible headache? Not fun or satisfying but got the job done.  Took forever to bust using conditioner as lube but got blessed relief.

Got to work and as I was walking in, started getting heavy again. OH NOOOOO i thought. By the time I clocked in I was busting at the seams of my polyester uniform pants. I casually walked by the secretary's desk and pumped some lotion in my hand, cribbed it and went to the bathroom, loudly saying "Gotta shit boys" Headache was still throbbing and handled that biz again. I was SORE!. Well...let's just say I had to relieve myself 3 more times that day.

I made it through the day and my brother asked me how I did with the viagra. I said it was the devil and to keep it away from me!

Now cialis on the other hand. I break the daily dose tabs in half and use them. they are perfect.

Lesson: don't do a full strength viagra while pounding Jager shots and beer.